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@Phook75: No one’s laugh sounds like “bwahahaha.” NO one.
@Bob_Janke: I was wearing a jean jacket yesterday and a little kid asked me why I made a jacket out of pants and I had no good answer for him
@markleggett: Buy a "World's Greatest Boss" mug and drink out of it in front of your boss.
@bingowings14: He died doing what he loved, surprising tigers.
@Marlebean: Me: Sometimes you need to pick yourself up, dust yourself off, enfarcorate, and move on. You know what I'm saying?
@reczit: Ancient guys used to invent good stuff because they never had to untangle their headphones seventy three times every day.