@ashmensch: No pants were worn during the making of this tweet.
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@3sunzzz: I think the implication that you might want to share your Kit Kat with 3 friends seems unreasonable.
@AcrimoniousClwn: Heard rumors that a coworker slept her way to a promotion. Damn, if the bosses only saw how much I sleep at my desk I'd own this place.