@ashmensch: No pants were worn during the making of this tweet.
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@AmishPornStar1: I long for the days when waking up with a "stiff one" wasn't referring to my lower back.
@UncleDuke1969: Shot pool with my 15yo son. Taught him a valuable lesson. You can restart a video game 1000 times. You can only lose your allowance once.