@FakeWhimsy: No recovering from getting your arm stuck in a Pringles can on a first date.
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@trevso_electric: Just saw a touching BP commercial where BP congratulates BP for doing some of what BP was legally required to do after it wrecked the earth.
@TheIronSherk: Eating a block of cheese is probably the most delicious way to figure out it's time to get some groceries.
@PostCultRev: I asked two Uber drivers to pick each other up and am watching them chase each other in circles around my block until they run out of gas.
@jonnysun: MOTHRA: try this, its crunchy & juicy GODZILA: i cant, im on a…low-car diet MOTHRA: o ha ha like low-carb GODZILA: ha ha HUMANS IN CAR: AHHH