@longwall26: No self-respecting murderer is going to have the patience to stand there for the twenty or thirty hours it'll take me to dig my own grave.
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@CheryeDavis: I'm perfectly fine with kissing frogs to find a prince...But I draw the line at kissing snakes.
@david8hughes: [last supper] "Tonight, one of you will betray me for 20 pieces of silver." "30." "Sorry Judas?" [sips wine] "I didn't say anything."
@pauleggleston: I just cross-bred a crocodile and a homing pigeon. I expect that'll come back to bite me.
@SequelsWeWant: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 7 They go after the guy who has killed 1000s of turtles The Ninja Turtles corner him Mario jumps on them all