@longwall26: No self-respecting murderer is going to have the patience to stand there for the twenty or thirty hours it'll take me to dig my own grave.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@DanMentos: *rings bell* "Can I help you?" Yes I'd like a dragon on my back an- *starts pooping on a crucifix* WTF? *checks sign on door* "Taboo Artist"
@CruisinSoozan: Life starts with everyone cheering when you poop and goes drastically down hill from there.
@BuckyIsotope: *learns all Froot Loops are the same flavor regardless of color* *sighs* *sadly deletes 583 page PhD thesis*