@Playing_Dad: No sign has ever encapsulated my life more than the one this woman is wearing
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@deathoftheparty: lookin for a quick and easy way to beef up that scrawny bod and really turn some heads at the beach? float dead in a lake
@MarfSalvador: Boy: *Kissing girl on couch* You wanna take this upstairs? Girl: Hehe sure baby Boy: Sweet! Grab the other end, I can't carry it by myself
@Mikecanrant: Not trying to be racist or ignorant but...nnseriously, all crocodiles and alligators look alike.
@_Mo_lee_: Guys with balls hangin from ur truck. that would mean ur truck is a man,yes? Which means you like to be inside a dude all day. Lol homo. : p