@LurkAtHomeMom: No sweetie, you can't have your giant chocolate bunny for breakfast, that's not healthy and also mommy ate it for dinner last night.
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@dreamthievin: If I have 5 apples and I give you 2 of them, just take the other 3 cause I'm going out for tacos
@BlindChow: [football game] *ref throws flag* Ref: *zebra noises* Players: What? Coaches: What? Fans: What? Zebra at home: *nodding* Good call good call
@tigersgoroooar: Teeth are so weird. Imagine if all of our bones were exposed and we had to brush them.
@WineMummy: A game of cat and mouse, but it's just me chasing random strangers when I see them with donut boxes.