@my_minivan_life: No thank you GPS.I have this magic ring on my left hand that connects me to the nice young lady in the passenger's seat who knows everything
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@LuvPug: It's like the people who drive Smart cars don't even realize that other cars are an option.
@FlyoverJoel: If people winked in real life as much as they do on the Internet, the world would be about 542.67% creepier.
@pleatedjeans: cop: why'd you kill him? me: I was trying to count something and he kept shouting random numbers cop: ugh hate that you're free to go