@mdob11: No thank you, I don't need a coaster. I won't be putting my drink down.
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@KeetPotato: oh, so now star wars is the best thing you've ever seen, is it? "yes, and?" so you've forgotten about the time we saw a snake wearing a hat?
@RandomAntics: gonna have me one of them sexy closed-casket funerals, leave somethin to the imagination
@jwoodham: Much like the giant panda and the snow leopard, the 20-something white girl without a wrist tattoo is now an endangered species.