@Hadzilla: No thanks farting robot on the wall I'll use the paper towels to dry my hands nice try though
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@sammyrhodes: Marriage is like wine. It gets better with age. Also it makes you say things you regret.
@wolfpupy: if i was the one who drove the titanic i bet i could have hit at least 3 ice bergs before it sank
@ErinChack: FRIEND: A ton of people were at the party last night ME: Thats only 14 people given an avg body wt of 136lbs F: This is why u werent invited