@Swishergirl24: No thanks Kentucky Derby. If I wanted to see a defenseless animal get beat into submission I'd just call my boss.
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@TheTweetOfGod: The fact that other bad things are happening is not an argument against fighting a particular bad thing.
@XplodingUnicorn: 5-year-old: *pretending to be a T-rex* I'm going to eat you. 7-year-old: You can't. It's Lent.
@PortRooster: Buddy of mine dropped some acid... Burnt a hole in the floor... He was tripping for days!
@tastefactory: [at subway] And just a little lettuce. *the guy starts backing a truck full of lettuce toward my sandwich & the truck is beeping* No wait.