@lauraleeksmith: No thanks private caller, I don't even answer the phone when I know who it is
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@theshamingofjay: Waiter: how do you want your burger? Me: *points to girl at another table not taking a picture of her dinner* that rare
@Leslie_Annie: 8 yr old: mommy, why are you laying on the floor? Me: I just did 438 sit ups. 8: sounds legit. I've taught her well.
@rocknthepurple: I don't know why so many people blame their air conditioning for their inability to spell.