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@wife_housy: No wine. No peace.
Know wine. Know peace.
@loudmouth_usa: person: what is your dog's name
me: he won't say
@LoveNLunchmeat: No thanks, body wraps. If I believed magic would make me thinner, I'd eat a wizard.
@daemonic3: Professor: Today's exam is written. Next week we will do oral
Class in unison: I HAVE A BOYFRIEND
@iamspacegirl: "Makin all the ladies drop they panties" I brag, pulling the fire alarm at Victoria's Secret.
@NicCageMatch: Hey, the 1700's called, they said please invent telephones.