@stockejock: No YOUR a grammar nazi!
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@dshack8: Don't call me "Dad", please call me by my professional title, "Half-Eaten Food Connoisseur Broken Toy Engineer Butt-Wipeologist".
@shanethevein: The doctor asked if I was sexual active. I shook my head and said "Not in front of the wife".
@Donna_McCoy: Nothing stops me in my tracks faster than a five year old saying, "I got you a present!"