@stockejock: No YOUR a grammar nazi!
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@zolofighter: " Wife: there is a man at the door with a mustache. Husband: tell him i've already got one. "
@angibangie: I missed my calling in advertising. "Chocolate diamonds, for when you want your expensive jewelry to look like actual shit."
@EyeSeeYou619: Skrillex sounds like that time I threw a bag of beer bottles into an empty dumpster & a homeless dude yelled jibberish at me for waking him.