@brennadine: "NO YOU'RE DRUNK," she says playfully into the mirror, then promptly resumes disappointing her boyfriend's mom at family dinner.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@SaltyCorpse: When I was in college I had all these philosophical questions. Now I just want to know how these kids got toothpaste under the toilet seat.
@just1fool: Nothing much worse than being forced to listen to someone else's music and not be able to tell them their taste is shit.