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@Reverend_Scott: Noah: An ark? Full of animals??
God: ...
Noah: You even listening??
God: Sorry what? I was checking out the iPhone 6. This thing is garbage.

Noah: An ark? Full of animals??
God: …
Noah: You even listening??
God: Sorry what? I was checking out the iPhone 6. This thing is garbage.

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