@meganamram: Noah's flood = God clearing his browser history
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@HoneyWooWoo: Once I get the creative juices flowing, I realize how disgusting that really sounds.
@yerpalmildsauce: How did you get those horrible burns? *flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.
@huntigula: Winnie the Pooh: will u marry me? Piglet: for the last time, u don't get a literal "honey" moon Pooh: pls say yes I need to see for myself