@gorrdano: Nobody deserves to look that peaceful sleeping. SLAP.
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@JesKeepSwimming: I'm sorry if I looked interested. You probably caught me fantasizing about bacon.
@JB4Realz: If you ever come across a bear in the wild, throw a tiny bicycle at him. Then, just let his circus instincts take care of the rest.
@Browneyed_mama: I think my dog goes out at night to drink with her doggie friends. At least she can't drive because that would be ridiculous.