@gorrdano: Nobody deserves to look that peaceful sleeping. SLAP.
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@Heather2Go: I'm so bad with directions that every time I try to go to Pound Town I end up in the Friend Zone.
@StinkyGr33n: My co-worker said he's bleeding out of his ear. "That time of the month?" I replied. He's not amused.
@LeBearGirdle: Nurse: Doctor this man needs an IV! Roman Empire doctor: OF WHAT? HE NEEDS 4 OF WHAT?!