@LuvPug: Nobody ever mentions one of the greatest joys of being a parent is mocking your kids in an annoying voice, repeating what they whined about
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@JB4Realz: [Snake Owners Club] Thanks for coming. A reminder, stuffing an animal into a sock does NOT make it a snake. [Me & like 3 other guys leave]
@JustDontBugMe: I don't understand Dentists. I'm sitting here with like.. knitting needles in my mouth and they think I can answer stupid questions.
@david8hughes: Army boss: ENEMIES INCOMING AT 12 O'CLOCK Me: stop shouting, that's over an hour from now