@YesThatAmy: Nobody in this grocery store thinks I'm a good bowler. Also, clean up in aisle four.
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@KKAlThani: Look, I might not take a bullet for you but I'd push someone else in front of you which is practically the same thing.
@VodkaThursday: When her friend visits, my 2yr old just wants to hug her a lot... & keep her away from the toys. I feel that way about my friends & my vodka
@KarenKilgariff: When you die, you walk down a tunnel of light and then that sentient paperclip from MS Word pops up and asks you what you want to do next.