@TheTweetOfGod: North Korea shows that you don't need religion to be crazy.
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@TheRolo: Table for six please? "Is your party coming soon or?" [Takes 4 turtles and a rat out from coat] I'm going to need booster seats
@robfee: Slash: Ok whats Paradise City like? Izzy: Pretty girls? "Yeah!" Axl: Nice lawns! "Huh?" Axl: Green grass! "Grass is alw-" Axl: JUST WRITE IT
@jenniferfralic: Everyone at my funeral gets a stun gun. The last person standing gets all my stuff.
@BritXNic: Been told I'm a pretty awful human being. I stopped listening after he said I was pretty.