@TheTweetOfGod: North Korea shows that you don't need religion to be crazy.
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@TEXASVETERAN: How do you say "I'm sorry I got you pregnant, but my plane leaves in an hour. I might visit the baby one day." in Korean?
@SCbchbum: The funniest part about The Bachelor is the participants actually think being married is a prize.
@Ygrene: [Murderer enters my bedroom] Murderer: murdering time! Me: not today murderer (safely positions entire body under covers) Murderer: SON OF A