@badbanana: North Korean leader Kim Jong-un got married. Proving there's someone for every un.
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@sameblacklist: If Eve sacrificed the whole human race for an apple, have you ever wondered what she would have done for a cucumber?
@junejuly12: The main difference between kids and dogs is that kids grow out of following you to the bathroom
@pixelatedboat: Critics agree that plot considerations did not justify the near-constant nudity in your film "How To Safely Use A Ladder In The Workplace"
@AlyssaDiSalle: Do something nice for your ex today, take them out. One bullet should do the trick.