@danjan13: Not a single one of my girlfriends has stuck around to see how many old school WWF finishing moves I know.
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@Lowenaffchen: Hey girl.. you ready to [loudly toward the door] TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL *roommate sends in R/C truck with a bunch of condoms taped to it*
@robdelaney: As of last night my mom has more Aerosmith tattoos than my sister again. For now anyway.
@Reverend_Scott: [Interview] "You were arrested for armed robbery?" I had no choice. It's silly to try and rob a bank without your arms. "We'll be in touch."