@danjan13: Not a single one of my girlfriends has stuck around to see how many old school WWF finishing moves I know.
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@just1fool: 5: "Why is the moon so bright?" Me: "It's not, it's pretty dim actually." Moon: "I heard that."
@Kennedydp5: I couldn't remember my speech at a funeral today so I improvised with a magic trick and sawed the coffin in half
@andylassner: The Samsung Galaxy is a cool phone if you don't mind carrying around a 42" screen.