@danjan13: Not a single one of my girlfriends has stuck around to see how many old school WWF finishing moves I know.
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@Sickayduh: "The Jetsons and Flintstones existed at the same time. One in the sky, one on the ground, and both in a post-apocal-" "Juror is dismissed"
@Dutch_50: Newspapers are cool because you can cut out eye holes and spy on people. Try that with an iPad.
@Diversion50: My worst case scenarios: •A case falling on me. •Being hit with a case. •Being locked inside a case. •Carrying a case for a long distance.
@MrSpoonicorn: *Gandalf rollerblades into the club* "YO DJ PLAY SOME DIRTY DUBSTE-- *slips on a drink & lands flat on face* "SCRAP THAT CALL AN AMBULANCE