@jwoodham: Not all white people die in hot air balloon accidents, but only white people die in hot air balloon accidents.
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@Metalligretch: Yelling "wooooo" when the singer says the name of your town is what separates us from the animals.
@johnfreiler: if you just show up to a delivery room in scrubs and carry a videocamera you can usually film like 7 or 8 births before they throw you out
@TheCatWhisprer: I just laid on my cat's keyboard while he was working on a last minute PowerPoint presentation.