@NikiWithIssues: Not enough drugs in the world that would make me strip in front of a webcam. But a bottle of wine should do it.
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@GlumGeorgeLucas: I showed up at Disney headquarters uninvited I said I was there for a Rogue One cameo That's how I learned the security guards have Tasers
@markydoodoo: It's hard to think about mama johns staying home with all the children johns while papa johns are away at pizza wars.
@JermHimselfish: Proper punctuation can be the difference between a tweet being well written and a tweet being well, written.