@NikiWithIssues: Not enough drugs in the world that would make me strip in front of a webcam. But a bottle of wine should do it.
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@Vice_Queen: Imagine meeting the person of your dreams and then finding out they use cutlery to eat a burger.
@DEgan4Baseball: I normally stay out of political talk on social media, but this is TOO FUNNY! #TacoTrucksOnEveryCorner
@aaroncoal: I always keep gluten next to my bed in case a hipster breaks into my house in the middle of the night.