@ethanklapper: Not everyone in my family follows Apple news, my sister included
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@jonnysun: when u get caugt lying on ur resume but u still try to convince the interviewer that ur qualified for the job
@SortaBad: *walks into library* "Excuse me, where are your books about asking librarians out on dates?"
@Cheeseboy22: When the lady at the DMV asked if I wanted to be an organ donor, I told her, "Yes, but only if I die."