@ethanklapper: Not everyone in my family follows Apple news, my sister included
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@BlindChow: [drunk w/ 2 kittens at a bar] give me another "haven't u had enough?" i'll tell u when i've had enough! *bartender hands me another kitten*
@bombsydoll: [at dentist office] Well you gave me this paper bib and said to put it on how was I to know I wasn't supposed to undress first
@RidiculousSheri: I'm not saying I've got a girl crush on you, I'm just saying lesbiadorable together.