@JillBidenVeep: Not pictured: Joe waiting outside the door in his karate uniform ready to spring into action.
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@captain_happen: Jay Z and Beyonce had a 4 million dollar dinner with Obama.... Wtf did they eat? Fresh dinosaur?
@BritishNicx: Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Just like me, they long to eat your sandwiches.
@CharismaFueled: Apparently, changing your profile to "Flirty, dirty and a little squirty" gets you kicked out of Christian Mingle.
@junejuly12: Regardless of how strange your life can be, at least you're not the h in chameleon.