@JillBidenVeep: Not pictured: Joe waiting outside the door in his karate uniform ready to spring into action.
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@zero3_benz: You ever notice that the most dangerous thing about marijuana is getting caught with it?
@NicestHippo: Your hair turns white when you get old for evolutionary reasons. Predators leave you alone if they think you're a wizard
@Cheeseboy22: "It's cold!", "Happy birthday!", "I'm so blessed", "Political rant!"... There, now you don't have to go to Facebook today. You're welcome.
@Brianhopecomedy: I've tried everywhere so I can confirm that there is no snooze button on a baby.