@JillBidenVeep: Not pictured: Joe waiting outside the door in his karate uniform ready to spring into action.
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@skickwriter: Six words that strike fear in the hearts of parents everywhere: You've been volunteered as a chaperone
@Brampersandon_: I was pretty nervous doing stand-up in front of a bunch of nudists but then I imagined the crowd in their underwear and it helped so much.
@ramenfuneral: me: one time i almost got trampled to death in a mosh pit kid: did you die? me: hmm