@Julian_Deane: Not saying I'm special but kids these days never have any money behind their ears.
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@Marlebean: As a responsible parent, I gave my kids a healthy breakfast of strawberries w/ milk & a little sugar... frozen. OK IT WAS ICE CREAM! FitFam?
@EndhooS: Wife: He only hears what he wants to hear... Therapist: Is this true? Me: She's right. Space Jam is the greatest movie of all time.
@riverpig12: Cats get a pass bc they're "Cleaning themselves". Dogs are like, Hey! I can reach this?!?!
@neiltyson: Not that anybody asked, but the Irresistible Force beats the Immovable Object — every time.