@davidschneider: Not saying it's wet out there but the animals are lining up two by two.
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@Storminika: Hey Dog Walkers, technically, that dog can walk on its own. What it can't do is pick up it's own poop. You're just a poop collector.
@verycleverruse: Me: this doesn't seem right Dentist: u know on tv when they say 9/10 dentists M: yeah D: im the one *he resumes hitting my teeth w/ a comb*
@robdelaney: The contents of my son's last diaper was so upsetting to both of us we shared a cigarette after I changed it.