@davidschneider: Not saying it's wet out there but the animals are lining up two by two.
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@ruinedpicnic: (climbing out of my coffin) I'm sure you all have a lot of questions, but firstly the reason I faked my death is- [nobody is at my funeral]
@moren1ke: i always feel slightly dishonest ticking the "i'm not a robot" box because how do i know, how does anyone know for certain
@mishakey: 4 out of 5 experts agree that when you put any 5 experts together, 4 out of 5 of them will agree.
@AmnesiaRose: I wish I had the confidence to just randomly sit on people and start bathing myself like my cat does.