@davidschneider: Not saying it's wet out there but the animals are lining up two by two.
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@badbanana: Man, the way these journalists are complaining it's like they only went to Sochi to use doorknobs and go poop.
@thatdutchperson: Me: sorry I can't go to the farmer's market with you. Allergies. Friend: pollen? Me: hipsters.
@LaTreiHinton: Tom & Jerry had the realest beef of all time..... nvr said a word.... it was jus on sight ..