@davidschneider: Not saying it's wet out there but the animals are lining up two by two.
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@pharmasean: What's your spirit animal? "An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave
@Pmerrily: Stole a cart from this woman at Walmart today. I like to think of it as playing grand theft auto suburbs edition.
@Parker_Simpson: I imagine it's pretty humbling for someone who's literally taking part in their first rodeo