@Brianhopecomedy: Not sure why me wife is only mad at me. My 4 year old forgot her birthday too.
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@thatcarlygirl: Hey, cooking directions on the sides of packages: Nobody knows the wattage of their microwave.
@WildeThingy: Jamaica has declared war on drugs. Actually, they pretty much do everything on drugs.
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: Overheard 2 dad's at the playground wondering if my kid was as creepy as me. Joke's on them. I don't have kids.