@Brianhopecomedy: Not sure why me wife is only mad at me. My 4 year old forgot her birthday too.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Ristolable: He died doing what he loved: typing his symptoms into WebMD instead of going to the doctor
@TheToddWilliams: [high seas] FIRST MATE: I can't wait to see my wife again PIRATE: Land Ho! FIRST MATE: Now look, that's a little rude
@jjax44: I start, but can rarely complete my paintings and sculptures, for I am a master of the partial arts.