@bossy_boots99: Not to brag but both my kids are from the same dad
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@professor_eks: If you like to spoon, you'll love to spatula. That's where I flip you over to make certain you're done properly on both sides.
@GrantTanaka: that feeling when you hold her face in your hands & gaze into her eyes like she's the universe, then u think "wait a minute, who's driving"
@TheCiscoKidder: Every video my wife has taken with her phone has me in it saying, "Are you taking a video?"
@TheAlexNevil: 4 said he went potty and I asked if it was number one or number two. He said number 7, and now I'm terrified to go into the bathroom.