@minnie_in_pink7: Not to brag, but I can cure a man of having a thing for me in five minutes flat.
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@tamytoo2: Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me:I'm cute? Cop: Nope Me: you like my car? Cop: Nope Me: I could do this all day.
@Ristolable: Seize the day. Attack the week. Murder the month. Approach your life in a generally violent way.
@ClassyKentucky: T: Have you done your homework? S: You graded my test? T: No I have other student's stuff to grade S: I have other teacher's homework to do.
@MoistPork: Just once, I'd ike a cop to pull me over and tell me how great I'm driving, especially considering I've had 12 beers.