@minnie_in_pink7: Not to brag, but I can cure a man of having a thing for me in five minutes flat.
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@NikiWithIssues: I have to stop saying "Because I'm Batman" all the time. It's not cute anymore. Oh wait. Yea it is! You know why? Because I'm Batman.
@adamlucidi: You're following a man who once stole someone's garbage can lid and used it as an umbrella. That's on you.