@TheBoydP: Not to brag but I'm never late for work without a good reason. For example this week my boss is on vacation...
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@Jake_Vig: Movie Law: All computer hackers have to say "We're in" when they get into "the system"
@Tha6God: I HAVE BEEN TO FOUR DIFFERENT FABRIC STORES LOOKING FOR THIS 'WIFEY MATERIAL'! WHERE COULD THIS TYPE OF MATERIAL BE!?