@Sir_Strange: Not to brag, but they know me by name at the liquor store and the police station.
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@jwoodham: You give me butterflies. I give them back. Please stop handing me insects, it's really weird.
@JohnLyonTweets: [hell] -What are you in for? -Rape, murder. You? -I invented web ads that make you wait to skip past them. -[backing away] That's messed up.