@KateWhineHall: Not to brag or anything, but I got the high score on my scale today.
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@KyleMcDowell86: Welcome to Lion Tamer School. Everyone grab a chair. Good... good. You're all halfway to becoming Lion Tamers now.
@longwall26: I scream. You scream. We all scream. We're being chased by bears. Life is a nightmare.
@TheTweetOfGod: 'Twas the day before Christmas, and all through the mall There were multiple reports of trampling injuries.
@SomthinBoutSara: I've stepped on a Lego before so I'm calling bullshit on Godzilla and King Kong being that difficult to take down