@KateWhineHall: Not to brag or anything, but I got the high score on my scale today.
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@ArfMeasures: [Drives date home] ME [stops and revs engine sexily] I had a great time tonight DATE: [climbs off my lawnmower] I did not
@CakeThrottle: I ordered my latte wrong at that new gypsy coffee place and now my shadow is a horse shadow
@murrman5: "I'm sorry but it's only 7 items or less in the dressing rooms" [octopus glove shopping] "this is unacceptable"