@undeadmolly: Not usually a big fan of God, but I have admit telling Cruz to run for president then making him lose to a reality TV clown was an A+ prank.
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@SodomyClown: ME: "I don't like this movie." HIM: "We are at a funeral." ME: "Who directed this?" HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."
@mdob11: I think people who use "go fly a kite" as an insult don't really understand kites or insults.
@Douchekevin: Men don't ask for driving directions because we just don't want to arrive wherever you're making us go.
@envydatropic: So many people say "if my memory serves me correctly" and I'm actually quite shocked at the amount of servants named Memory.......