@Firawesome: Nothing is impossible. I know a man that once guessed correctly why a woman was mad at him.
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@naazihah: "Do me a solid" just sounds like you're asking someone to poop for you and that's kinda gross.
@tdawks: The hurt I feel when someone leaves the bus seat next to mine for a newly empty one is almost exactly equal to my annoyance when they don't.
@WhatevaConc: When complaining of a stomach ache, you don't really need to point to it or pat it gently. People pretty much know where the stomach is.