@Firawesome: Nothing is impossible. I know a man that once guessed correctly why a woman was mad at him.
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@baconacid: Who else does this? 1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money
@llvvzz: You're psychiatrist's opinion about your social media habits don't count if he has less followers than you.
@PabloGSerski: The secret of a long marriage is accepting the utter euphoria you would feel from strangling your spouse to death isn't worth life in jail.
@SteveKoehler22: Just changed the GPS voice in my car from male to female. Now if I miss a turn, she says .... "( Sigh )....recalculating"