@jackiembouvier: I talk like a sailor in front of my kid. He's gonna swear anyway and I want him to be good at it.
@kelkulus: It's a good thing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles wore masks, or people might have recognized the 4 giant turtles at their day jobs.
@Thynebear: [Gets on one knee]
Margaret-
[Pulls out ring]
Will you- will you please hide this, Gollum won't stop following me.
@polyhumorous: I got my husband to marry me 51 days after we met. Today is our 20th Anniversary and I think he's still wondering what the hell happened.
@alldrolledup: Body: All done?
Brain: All done.
Body: goodnight
Brain: goodnight
Body:
Brain:
Brain: Flintstone tiptoed a lot for a big dude
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