@just1fool: Nothing much worse than being forced to listen to someone else's music and not be able to tell them their taste is shit.
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@BlackCatBettie: If you have a horse and you didn't name it Edgar Allan Pony, we can't be friends.
@_SetTheHook_: I'm just gonna put an egg under my kid's pillows and tell them the Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy must've went out drinking the night before.
@squirrel74wkgn: I'm just saying honey, if I sound like a cat throwing up hair balls the next day...it may be time to trim things up a bit.
@TheDailySchmuck: Damn, girl, are you Terms and Conditions? Because I just want to blindly agree to whatever you say.