@juneohara65: Nothing puts me in touch with my mortality like stepping onto a downward escalator.
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@Sarcasticsapien: I hate the phrase "let me clarify" because it means someone is about to talk some more.
@batkaren: When writing science fiction, always Google your made-up planet name; 9 times out of 10, it's an existing yeast infection medication.
@Sarcasticsapien: I stay in shape by drinking lots of water during the day and exercising by walking to and from the bathroom forty times at night.