@Soberphobiccc: Nothing says I have faith in God like the bullet proof glass on the Pope's car.
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@jennalynn518: Whenever a bill collector calls I just give the phone to my toddler and tell her it's Barney.
@NowAPisces: Today I opened the door to the supply room and four Japanese guys jumped out and yelled "supplies!"
@ChickenColeman: How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one? You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE