@jennalynn518: Whenever a bill collector calls I just give the phone to my toddler and tell her it's Barney.

@NowAPisces: Today I opened the door to the supply room and four Japanese guys jumped out and yelled "supplies!"

@ChickenColeman: How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one? You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

@CharlieDontSrf: I don't trust anyone with a beard, especially a woman

@fujichia: - much ado about nothing - 2 much 2 nothing - much ado 3: toyko drift - much nothing - much 5 - much ado 6 - nothing 7