@MenHumor: Nothing says I have faith in god like the six inches of bullet proof glass on the popes car.
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@JosesLovesYou: "O honey, it looks like you got your period last night. I guess well need to get new shee- wait! Wait one minute!" ~ Japanese flag designer
@SarahMJade: When people ask me for directions Im just going to do a really slow sarcastic Macarena .
@KenJennings: Thoughts and prayers to everyone in Hawaii who finally came clean w/ a spouse or partner thinking the missile was on its way.