@Sarcasmo718: Nothing says "I'm unemployed" like wishing for snow on Facebook.
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@kumailn: Doctor Who. He can travel to any planet during any period but mostly ends up in places that look like present day England.
@Sarcasticsapien: I think first dates should just be writing down the bad stuff from your past and sliding it across the table like you're making an offer.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: I bet the reason Kim Kardashian hasn't named her baby is because she doesn't know she's supposed to.