@Sarcasmo718: Nothing says "I'm unemployed" like wishing for snow on Facebook.
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@lisaxy424: It's actually a good thing money doesn't grow on trees because I've killed every plant I've ever owned.
@ericsshadow: 1985: call me on the new line in my room 2000: call me on my mobile flip phone 2015: don't call me
@causticbob: Most people think that being in your 50s is now classed as the new 30s. Take my word for It, the police speed cameras think differently
@DurtMcHurtt: My doctor just used a tongue depressor on me so I'm going out for ice cream to cheer the little guy up.