@Sarcasmo718: Nothing says "I'm unemployed" like wishing for snow on Facebook.
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@WilliamAder: Spent way too much time walking around the house trying to track down an odd noise that turned out to be a whistle in my nose.
@Sassafrantz: Friday always feels like Wile E. Coyote running off the cliff and Monday is when he looks down.
@brianbowman73: Saw someone simultaneously walking while writing on a pad of paper. I yelled at them to text and drive like a normal person.