@MinionTrainer: Noticed lots of older people reading the bible. It's like they are cramming for their final exam.
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@yonewt: Is it that you think I can't eat this rotisserie chicken with my bare hands while driving 75 mph, or that I won't? Either way, you're wrong.
@schumyxxx: When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?", I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too?".
@BackrowSeats: When I watch The Walking Dead I can't help but think those zombies are in way better shape than me.