@trevso_electric: Now marriage can be between any two people who are misguided enough to start a life together in New Jersey.
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@SamGrittner: If someone starts talking to you, easily get out of the conversation by nodding while climbing the nearest tree.
@ThisOneSayz: Me: Just once? Dog: Me: Please? Dog: Me: Say, "I'm a law-biting citizen" Dog: That's not water in your cup, is it?
@primawesome: I like arugula because it's good for me, delicious, and an old fashioned car horn sound.