@trevso_electric: Now marriage can be between any two people who are misguided enough to start a life together in New Jersey.
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@reczit: Smartphone owners are the bravest. They're not afraid of anything not even death. They can walk into any running truck without giving a damn
@Kalarlis: my bf is wonderful but he will never be as soft as my roommate's dog who moved out of the house WHY GREG WHY CAN'T YOU BE AS SOFT AS THE DOG
@thedailymarker: Husband getting dressed: Me: Purple and green don't go together. Husband: It works for the Joker. Me: My point exactly.
@Black__Elvis: Even if you disagree with his politics you have to admit that for a second term president he doesn't even look pregnant.