@Phook75: Now reached the age where getting lucky is what happens when I can remember where I set my glasses down at
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@WheelTod: I once watched two guys arguing in sign language. Either that, or they were both really bad at martial arts.
@Donnie_Fairburn: If nothing else, the iOS7 update has proved it's usefulness by automatically adding the little accent mark to the word jalapeño for me.
@jessokfine: Amazing that the townspeople didn't like Belle what with her waking up every day and calling them a bunch of simple idiots
@T_Bonezzz_: Cop: Know why I pulled u over? Me: Know why I pulled u over C: Stop that M: Stop that C: Wanna go to jail? M: Wanna go to jail? C: No.. errr