@Phook75: Now reached the age where getting lucky is what happens when I can remember where I set my glasses down at
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@designersays: I added someone as a friend 2 years ago but they haven't responded. They must be really busy.
@whatmaddness: "I'm not like other girls," I say, clacking my pinchers and scuttling back into the murky lagoon.
@Try2StopME: Customer care: Your call is important to us, please hold on. Customer: *completes graduation* *gets a job* *gets married* *gets old* *dies*
@philmann: AMERICA: Here in the UK we refer to Jay Z as "Jay Zed" Ice T as "Ice Ted" And LL Cool J as "Led Led Cool Jed"