@Phook75: Now reached the age where getting lucky is what happens when I can remember where I set my glasses down at
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@nthonyswan: Airlines. Graciously giving you the choice to have feet, or a personal item, but not both.
@arielleBigBlue: Your sign says "NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO SERVICE", so it seems highly unfair that you kicked me out for not wearing pants.
@MelKassel: ME: do dogs think we have three mouths because we pick stuff up with our hands? VET: where exactly is your dog ME: he's uh coming later