@BuckyIsotope: Nude Descending a Staircase is both my favorite work of art and the most common entry on my criminal records.
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@tastefactory: INTERVIEWER: What are your strengths? APPLICANT: I'm a detail-oriented team player [nothing wacky happens because this is a job interview]
@ArfMeasures: ME *enters new password* COMPUTER: Ok M: Aren't u going tell me it's too weak? C: I've seen your life & more criticism just seems unkind