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@RuinMyWeek: Nurse: "It says here you're lacoste intolerant? Is that a typo?"

Me: "No. I just really, really can't stand polos with crocodiles on them."

Nurse: “It says here you’re lacoste intolerant? Is that a typo?”

Me: “No. I just really, really can’t stand polos with crocodiles on them.”

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