@AlexIsCool69: *Nurses dump cooler full of blood on surgeon after successful surgery*
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@DothTheDoth: Dream home requirements: 1.) a secret passage behind a bookcase 2.) the thing that will kill me lives just beyond the tree line.
@CornOnTheGoblin: [sees co-worker the next day after failing to kill him on purge night] mondays am i right?
@Black__Elvis: "Let's blast some Jack Johnson and call each other Broseph and dump our girlfriends with a text." -Dudes who wear salmon colored jean shorts