@AlexIsCool69: *Nurses dump cooler full of blood on surgeon after successful surgery*
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@AmishPornStar1: Maybe I misheard him... But I think God just told me to start building a really big goat.
@clarkekant: At some point in time, the brain named itself. You think it would have gone with something a little better, like Bernard.
@TheDailySchmuck: Every time I'm the only black person at a party I think: "Wow. I helped them make quota."