@AlexIsCool69: *Nurses dump cooler full of blood on surgeon after successful surgery*
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@JenniferVaz36: Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"? Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it
@RideSallyRide69: The definition of Irony: Your job sucks Your kids suck Your life sucks Your wife...doesn't
@ChipKellysBalls: Why is it the the people who drink the most Red Bull are the people who seem to have the least going on?
@NichollsTerence: I want to go on the record by saying I love my family but if I have to spend any longer with them you'll be seeing me on the 6 o'clock news.