@AlexIsCool69: *Nurses dump cooler full of blood on surgeon after successful surgery*
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@cowyfwame: I just don't understand why Flo from Progressive needs to have an apron on to sell car insurance.
@Michael_Erhart: "Now?" "Not yet." "Now?" "Not quite." *Car approaches* "Now?" "Now." -Deer crossing the road
@Book_Krazy: "And why do you want to work at the aquarium?" * imagines me with a mermaid tail swimming in the giant tank after hours* I like fish