@AlexIsCool69: *Nurses dump cooler full of blood on surgeon after successful surgery*
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@dougbies: Is it proper etiquette to place your phone to the left or right of your silverware at the dinner table?
@Coolisiana: GOD- "I will send a plague that will kill all living things on earth" *Fish slip the LORD a $20* "On second thought how about a flood?"
@slimmy_shady: I tried to be polite and hold the door open for a woman, but she kept screaming, "I'm peeing in here!"
@YourAnMoron: It's pretty impressive that Beethoven could play the piano considering he was a St. Bernard.