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@Schmoodles: Nuts I like:
-Cashew.
-Almond.
-Pistachio.

Nuts I don't like:
-Hairy.
-Religious.

Nuts I like:
-Cashew.
-Almond.
-Pistachio.

Nuts I don’t like:
-Hairy.
-Religious.

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