@kashanacauley: Obama's gonna take all your decorative soaps.
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@dubstep4dads: Judge: Show us on this doll where the man hurt you. Me: He didn't. But watch this. [I make the doll do a backflip] Judge: Holy shit lol
@lilpwoppa: Just seen a woman in town with lipgloss so sticky she had 16 flies attached to her mouth.
@MicheleAKALips: You never realize what have till its gone........ Toilet paper is a good example of this.
@Contwixt: Sorry but if these walls could talk I'm pretty sure they'd talk about wall things and not whatever scandal you're blowing out of proportion.