@kashanacauley: Obama's gonna take all your decorative soaps.
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@mrtruthandsoul: "Do you know why I pulled you over?" "You thought I'd like your pretty lights?" "Recite the alphabet backwards" "I can't even do that sober"
@LousyBastard: I'm sorry I dropped your baby and doubly sorry I nudged it under the crib with my foot so you wouldn't notice.
@noog: To the idiots who say ghosts aren't real, maybe you should watch this documentary called Ghostbusters.