@kashanacauley: Obama's gonna take all your decorative soaps.
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@AmishPornStar1: You know you're getting old when you sound like a women's tennis match just trying to get out of bed.
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: Movie tickets for 4: $56 Popcorn: $16 Hot dogs: $20 Sodas: $14 Candy: $15 Parking: $5 Seeing the smiles on your family's faces: $126
@KyleMcDowell86: If I learned anything from Aladdin it was that if u just keep lying to a girl eventually u will get to marry her and live at her dad's house